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Lula na balada

By Mark

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O Presidente Lula foi a uma balada. Lá chegando, é barrado na entrada pelo segurança:
- Por favor, senhor, a sua identidade.
Lula diz:
- Como assim identidade? Eu sou o Lula, não tá vendo?
- Perdoe-me, senhor, mas existem muitos sósias por aí e a ordem dos organizadores da festa é pra só permitir a entrada mediante apresentação do documento de identidade.
- Cacete, mas eu não trouxe a identidade!
- Bem, senhor, esse tipo de situação já aconteceu com outras pessoas conhecidas. Por exemplo, o Pelé, que também havia esquecido a identidade, eu pedi que fizesse umas embaixadinhas, e o rei fez 100 embaixadas rapidinho e pôde entrar sem problemas. O Oscar também esqueceu a identidade eu pedi que fizesse umas cestas… o mão-santa foi lá e fez 20 sem errar. .. e assim por diante…
- CARAMBA, MAS EU NÃO SEI FAZER BOSTA NENHUMA!!!
- Seja bem-vindo Sr. Presidente, e perdoe-me pelo transtorno.

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